After testing out various options to removing the AMP connectors on the wing route housing and considering other alternatives to buying a $157 tool from DigiKey, I decided to buy the $157 tool.
After today's funeral for my friend and former neighbor, Hadley Bakker (ALS sucks!), we stopped by the hangar briefly to test it out.
I don't remember what sex was like, really, but it must've been like this.